What am I supposed to do?

Hello my friends, and not friends if we’re not friends yet.
I have a French test in an hour! What am I suppose to do? I don’t know Frensh! I’ve been learning Frensh for two and a half years now, but I haven’t really learned anything… So now I am to have a test in a language I don’t even know! We’re learning waaay to many languages in my opinion. Norwegian, New-norwegian, old Norse (not much, but some), English AND Frensh! That’s five different languages, five different sorts of grammar! I’ve never been any good at grammar, one of two is more than enough! How am I supposed to learn five different types?

“Ik aljamarkiR” is supposed to mean “I who are from foreign land” or “Jeg som er fra fremmed land” in Norwegian. Did you understand any of that? I didn’t, I just copied it from a paper my teacher handed me. The only time I’ll ever need that would be on my Norwegian Exam.

Everybody cross their fingers for me while I take my test!! I’m afraid I’ll be needing it.

*On the test I take today, I’ll receive no less than “A”, Earth, Wind, Fire and Sea, as I say so, mote it be!*

I’ll try chanting this in my head before, and during the test, maybe it’ll work? I’ll try not chanting it out loud, my class mates might send me a couple of strange looks if I do^^